A Japanese tourist goes into the bank to cash a travellers cheque. He is offered 85 Yen to the Dollar.
"85 Yen!", cried the tourist. "That's robbery. Yesterday I get 80 Yen to the Dollar. Why do you do this?"
"Fluctuations", says the bank manager.
"Fluck you Australians", says the tourist. "I'm not getting ripped off by this bank!"
2007-02-13 00:47:09 · 6 answers · asked by kicking_back 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ethnic humor is out (but it is a funny joke)
2007-02-13 00:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Top joke :O)
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them.
When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign.
The man thought that was great.
A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly.
The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar.
The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"
2007-02-13 01:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frankly, you're staring at cultural differences and convenience stages, no longer rudeness. in case you have ever traveled across the international, you will possibly comprehend that WE stick out from the locals, as much as you notice the jap vacationers. the biggest project with the excursions you communicate with is they're especially non-English talking vacationers who appreciate vacationing, yet locate convenience in no longer straying too some distance outdoors customs and meals they're conscious of. Many asian international places positioned on surgical mask as a consequence of the chicken-flu and Asian-flu that brought about one in all those stir some years in the past. As for why shops flow out of their thank you to handle them, they spend nicely on holiday trips! in assessment to individuals who take as many holiday trips as we are able to probable escape with, the jap save and would in basic terms take one holiday each few years, yet whilst they do flow, they appreciate themselves and spend freely. If, as a save proprietor I had a call between the jap tourist and the yankee concentrated visitor from the mainland, i might cater to the jap tourist! i'm of course talking in generalities and that they are not all like that, yet i'm answering somewhat in the framework of your question re: jap prepared excursions.
2016-12-17 08:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha LoL - a joke on language not as the 1st answerer said
2007-02-13 01:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny.
I don't consider it an ethnic joke at all.
2007-02-13 01:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-13 01:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋