One day a man died and went to Heaven. St. Peter
met him and said"I'm really sorry, but it wasn't your turn yet. I am going to grant you a wish and return you to Earth". The man said "You know, I hate flying and boats, so build me a road between California and Hawaii."
St Peter exclaimed "That is a physical imposibility, I can't do it." So the man said "OK, give me the ability to understand women." St. Peter thinks for a moment, and then says "Would you like that 2 or 4 lane?"
2007-02-13 00:35:21 · 7 answers · asked by wildbill05733 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.
2007-02-13 00:38:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!! guess what, Venus is closer to Earth than Mars!! it is a great joke anyway, Happy Valentines day to you
2007-02-14 01:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman is only for love not standing
2007-02-13 00:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by anubhav_55 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-13 01:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by Iris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it!
you make me laugh!
:D
2007-02-13 00:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
FUNNY!
2007-02-13 00:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-15 13:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋