Little Johnny walked into the kitchen,
Saw his mother making a cake and announced,
"I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours.
I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished."
Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake,
Little Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!"
Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get A piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours Playing first!"
2007-02-12 23:42:36 · 29 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one buddy try this
mother:did u like the boy (a marriage proposal)
daughter: maa he too fat
mother: beti it doesnt matter, weather a TV is of 14 inch or 29 inch its remote is always 6 inches
2007-02-15 00:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Howsa bout when Lil Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw mommy straddlled on the table by Daddy.and yelling" GOD i'm coming, i'm coming".....He then realized she would have "gone", if daddy wasn't holding her down !!!!!
2007-02-19 12:25:31 · answer #2 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pd u should change your name to pH.D in Humor
that was really worth 5 stars, but i could give you just 1.
2007-02-18 17:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Pd where have you been? I remember far better jokes from you. This one is good but you have posted better.
2007-02-13 07:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very smart kid. I really liked this PD you always have good jokes and stories and riddles.
2007-02-13 01:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool
2007-02-13 23:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it i lmao. i would give it a 10++++++. keep the jokes coming
2007-02-12 23:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bacche man ke sacche
2007-02-15 21:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... nice one.. hahaha
thanx for the laugh
2007-02-12 23:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-20 21:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by holly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋