TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...
10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
2007-02-12 23:38:05 · 24 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WTG Tink!!!, Ta mate!!!!! LOL
2007-02-19 04:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much true. Men have a very high sex drive and it is mostly visual. it is part of the way nature makes us. We have to be ready to propogate at a moments notice. Its just the way it is. Do not allow this to affect the way you act in public. You may want to dress in clothes that are a little bit less revealing if it bothers you. But, don't hold this knowledge as a means to hate all men. You will be keeping yourself from having the opportunity to find a great guy who will love you and respect you.
2016-05-24 04:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
from 1-7 is true from 8-10 NOT TRUE
2007-02-19 06:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not true,
i say these things every sunday at church!
2007-02-13 05:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that it very true not that I go to church that often now.
2007-02-12 23:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats hymns tink or have you just spelt it wrong and why do they sing hims songs 10/10
2007-02-13 00:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true ! Good actions should define more our spirituality and relationship with God, than piousness or religiosity.
2007-02-13 00:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All true,very good I liked that.
2007-02-13 01:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this. Very True!
2007-02-12 23:45:56 · answer #9 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" A Battery Door Bell! "
2007-02-17 11:48:33 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.. those r absolutely true... hehehe
very good ones.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-12 23:42:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋