This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
2007-02-12 23:24:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... thats another good one... hahaha
i've been laughing all day.. thanx to u... lol
2007-02-12 23:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK - it seems a joke competition.(I've known this for years)
The flight is from London to Dublin.
The Pilot says "now don't be alarmed people but the number two engine has failed and it will have to be shut down. Our trip will be reduced by twenty minutes."
Again the pilot " Something has gone terribly wrong, the number four engine has failed . Our flight will be delayed a further thirty minutes."
"And now the number one engine has failed. Just be calm while I get every thing OK. By the way our flight is now delayed another thirty minutes,"
Sean says to Shamus "to be sure if this keeps happening we'll be up here all night!"
2007-02-21 03:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by salubrious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe still rocking around yeah?
2007-02-13 08:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that was the first joke I ever read in a playboy.
I kid you not. It's true.
2007-02-13 07:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When is your book being published? Great jokes.
2007-02-20 17:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very witty were you on my date last night then? i didnt see you
2007-02-13 07:38:52 · answer #6 · answered by Giggle Angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so so so funny you make my day a laughing day all through. keep it up.
2007-02-20 10:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I think it's funny.
2007-02-13 08:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch!! short joke huh?? excuse ur pun. tht was brilliant
2007-02-20 08:58:59 · answer #9 · answered by nella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one i lol. its an old one but it still makes me lol
2007-02-13 07:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋