Does any one know any good rhymes or jokes for a valentines card?
2007-02-12 22:59:19 · 9 answers · asked by Amy M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my love is like a cabbage divided into two
I'll give the leaves to everyone
And save the heart for you..
I love you, i love you, i love you almighty
I wish your pygamas were next to my nightie
dont be mistaken dont be misled
I mean on the clothes line
And not on the bed.
from a nut to a raisin how about a date...
dont make love at the garden gate
love is blind but the neighbours aint
dont make love in a cornfield
remember corn has ears...
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
but the roses have wilted
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head
2007-02-13 02:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Real Friends
Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
2007-02-13 01:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by daniel a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Roses are Red
Chocolates are brown
pull off my pants
it's time to go down
2007-02-13 05:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ghostly Ghost! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love you, I love you,
I love you divine
Please give me your bubblegum
You're sitting on mine.
I love you, I love you
I love you I do
But don't get excited
I love monkeys too
(Old rhymes)
2007-02-12 23:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by princessmikey 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Roses are Red
Volets are Blue
I Have a STD
Now so Do You!
2007-02-13 00:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by nevergrowup 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If hugs were rain i'd send you showers,
If smiles were minutes i'd give you hours,
If kisses were water i'd send you the sea,
If love was a person i'd send you me!
2007-02-12 23:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by green cat 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
the sky is blue
the grass is green
my face is funny
but yours is a scream
2007-02-13 05:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red
violets are blue
you feet really stink
i still love you
2007-02-12 23:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, brambles are thorny...
when i'm with you, i'm so damm horny :-)
2007-02-12 23:08:00 · answer #9 · answered by ubetta 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋