okay i want favorite funny things you said or did when you were drunk or any funny stories would be great too thanks!!!
2007-02-12 22:03:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
I walked up to this girl at a bar in Georgetown and said "Hey, I want to f*ck, would you like to dance?" Still married ten years later.
2007-02-13 03:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a guy I had a major crush on with another girl, so I started drinking Jack and diet coke. After 3 of these, mixed pretty stout, I got a friend to take me home. I passed this guy and the girl on the way out of the bar, looked at her and said, "He has a really small penis. You won't like it." (For the record, I had never seen it before!!) He turned red and she said, "I know, I used to change his diapers!" Turns out the girl was his older sister, and had come to town to visit him. I felt really bad about that.
Once, I was at a party where there was a band, drinking, and a bonfire. After the fire kind of died down, I decided it would be funny to jump over it. I ended up catching a pair of $75.00 jeans on fire. The worst part was, they were my friends jeans!
This one on my SIL. We were all cutting up one night at my mom's house, and my SIL was drunk. She got tickled about something and started to run outside. She turned the doorknob and said, "Mom, the door's locked. I can't get out." The funny thing was, the door was locked from the inside with a deadbolt.
My brother got drunk one night when our grandpa was visiting and dressed up like a stripper and gave him a lap dance.
2007-02-13 02:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by tinkerbell24 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Six months after moving out of my parents house I went out with some mates one night and got completely trashed, I woke up at seven in the morning on a couch in my parents backyard wearing nothing but my underwear and my shoes...I have no idea how or why I got my jeans off without taking off my shoes...
2007-02-13 00:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by Tony K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bro was pretty wasted on Thanksgiving day. We had a turkey in the oven and quickly went to meet a friend. We had two cars (me in one, and my bro in the other..both with friends), and we decided to race from the college dorms to our apartment. On the way, we passed a patrol car...my bro had the balls to stick half of his body out of the car window and scream 'HAPPY THANKSGIVING YOU F*^%^NG PIGS." Well, to cut the story short...I won the race and my bro spent Thanksgiving in the drunken tank at county. Don't worry, we saved him some turkey...
2007-02-12 22:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I have done anything funny, more things to be ashamed of, so I don't think I should be encouraging people to get wasted.
2007-02-13 00:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to a college bash with my sister and got sh!t faced, i knew i threw up and one of my sisters freind helped me out i guess, so the next time i saw this girl i told her thnx for holding my hair, im a guy with short hair......and she told me that after i up chucked i told her i wasnt throwing up, i just drank to much water........man am i a jack-a$$
2007-02-13 01:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by forgetforlornforeverforgive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had sex in a park near my house at 4am then went home for a pizza at 5am then went to sleep
2007-02-12 22:07:06 · answer #7 · answered by Andy J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋