One evening in summer, I went to bed.
Lying on my bed a cool breese lightly touched my face.
I heard the wind out side playing through the leaves of the tree outside my bedroom window.
I could hear the noices that accompanies the dark - little night creatures going about their night live.
I looked up at the sky - it was a clear night and the heavens looked more blue than black.
The moon was full and bright and there was thousands of stars twinkeling as bright as they could ... than a thought jumped into my head ....
WERE THE F*@K IS MY ROOF!!!
2007-02-12 21:01:08 · 9 answers · asked by Juanita L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one!!! i like the anticlimax. its brilliant
2007-02-12 21:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess your house got toppled over by itself so now you are laying on the inner part of your roof! thats where it is!
nice joke...
2007-02-13 06:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by stranger4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u find ur roof yet?
just kiddin! that was pretty good!
2007-02-13 06:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humm yammmy
i mean nice joke!
2007-02-13 05:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm.....
Heard that before, but nice to read again
and i just love the clean ones, thanks for that
2007-02-13 05:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-13 06:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh and did u find your roof
2007-02-13 05:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
thaaaaaaaaaanks
2007-02-13 06:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by Armin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-13 07:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋