An old man visits his doctor to discuss some recent test results
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first sir?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first please Doc"
Doctor: "You have cancer and I estimate that you have about two years left."
Patient: "Bloody hell!! 2 years! I'm doomed!! What good news could you possibly tell me after that bombshell?!?"
Doctor: " Well sir, you also have Alzheimer's, so in about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
2007-02-12 20:41:07 · 18 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For some morbid reason I like those kind of jokes. Can't say I've ever heard that one, Lol.
I would thumbs up ya, but I can't yet.
Very funny.
2007-02-12 20:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad news first.
2016-05-24 04:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice keep em comin
2007-02-12 21:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by firestarter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...it's very funny guy.
thanks 4 making me laugh today.
have a nice day 4 u. =)
2007-02-12 20:49:09 · answer #4 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man u started to rock
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2007-02-12 20:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...you got wonderful answers!
2007-02-13 01:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very nice 20/10
2007-02-12 22:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Funny
2007-02-12 20:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO.... thats hilarious... hahaha
thanx for the laughs
2007-02-12 20:51:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-13 05:14:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋