A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
"Yeah, I guess so." replied the man
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "Of course not dear, she's left handed."
2007-02-12 20:33:53 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!! BUSTED!!!!!
2007-02-12 23:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$50 isn't going to get you far, I'm afraid. Here are some ideas to help you find something: * Ask your coach and teammates for help tracking some down. * Check your local classifieds (newspapers & Craiglist) for equipment as well as yard/estate sales with "golf" in their descriptions. * Visit local sporting goods shops - Play It Again Sports is a national chain that may be a good place to poke your head into. I would avoid eBay. If you don't know much about what you want or how to spot fake clubs, you may well end up getting burned. You may want to check prices online at discount shops like Rock Bottom Golf, but make sure you ask your coach/teammates before buying anything to ensure you get what you need and are getting a deal. Best of luck!
2016-03-29 04:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotcha 8/10
2007-02-12 22:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he droped himself in it there 10/10
2007-02-13 01:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not only a clean joke...but hilariously funny. Good job!
2007-02-12 20:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In both senses or in just one
2007-02-12 21:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by firestarter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty man
2007-02-12 21:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool
2007-02-12 21:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by Archea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny
thanks by the way!
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2007-02-12 20:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... now hez gonna be the one to die... hahaha
good one... very funny... thanx
2007-02-12 20:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA pretty good
2007-02-12 20:39:15 · answer #11 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋