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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?

2007-02-12 20:17:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

No, a normal person would pull the plug.

2007-02-12 20:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

"No, a normal person would pull the plug in the bathtub" says the Director and politely asks you "Would like a room with a garden view or the ocean view"?

2007-02-13 04:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0 0

I'd pull the damned drain stopper, but i'd still go to the institute anyway

2007-02-13 04:21:59 · answer #3 · answered by molly 6 · 0 0

nope u should actually pull the plug

2007-02-13 06:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by nella 3 · 0 0

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