2007-02-12 19:13:45 · 15 answers · asked by BMW M5 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i did!!!!!!!!
2007-02-12 19:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by abcdefg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who.
2007-02-13 04:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by Yoi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
Don't even think about trying it twice.
2007-02-13 05:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you forgeting your dick is so long you wrap it around your waist, and when you had an erection , you thought someone jus touched your shoulder
2007-02-13 04:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who touched u...
2007-02-13 03:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by kluivert(17) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i m not of that sort. i dont touch strangers
2007-02-13 03:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most likely,your uncle.In the head,I would say mediocrity.
2007-02-13 03:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't me!!!!!!!!
i swear... i was not even here when u were being touched
2007-02-13 03:31:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thomas
2007-02-13 03:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by m_thettayil 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you wanted to be dirty!
2007-02-13 22:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're fortunate, the hand of God ...
2007-02-13 03:32:48 · answer #11 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋