Why is it that only tossers and wusses join the Air Force?

Answer 1

Because they were too stupid to become squids, jarheads, or green peas.

Answer 2

I am so tired of this type of question..I'm even more tired of the "chair force" response. The Air Force is not for tossers and wusses nor do they sit on thier *** all day. My husband is Actice Duty Air Force currently serving in iraq. He has been shot at, dodged mortars and hapily volunteers anytime to go to iraq becuase he loves his job and his country. He is working his *** off to protect your right to be a dumbass. He is a Crew Chief on the MC-130P and does not sit on his *** except at home. He is not a "tosser" since he is married and he is not a "wuss" since he could kick your ***. Grow up!

Answer 3

hmmm... i don't know... why don't you ask them yourself. i'm sure they'll give you a warm welcome and show you how much of "tossers and wusses" they are.

stop hating man. anyone brave and honorable enought to join the military should never be called "tossers and wussess." it's people like them that keep the real wussess (who sit at home behind their desk in an air conditioned room and do nothing by type trash about the military) from being drafted. we are out serving our country the best way we know how. show a little bit of respect.

Answer 4

As a veteran of the military, I can say without question, that the Air Force is not made up of wooses or loosers. I myself have been saved by the Air Force.

You also have no concept of history. Look at the Vietnam War, Rolling Thunder, Linebacker, Linbacker II, ect..

Semper-Fi
Nick
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Answer 5

This question is insulting. I served 10 years in the United States Navy and currently serve in the United States Army. I have several friends who serve in the United States Air Force. When I deployed to Operation Iraqi Freedom, it was an Air Force plane that took my team and my equipment over. While in the Middle East my mission was supporting a US Army base where equipment and materials used by Army and Marines were brought in country by USNS ships manned by other members of the US Navy. The Air Force plane that took us out of the middle east had taken rounds at the stop before us. The flight crew was still pretty charged up and shaken from the incident.

One of the toughest Special Forces teams this country puts on the field comes out of the US Air Force. The Air Force Para-Rescue guys are among the toughest of the tough. The downed pilots they save are glad they are out there, doing the job they do.

One team, one fight.

Answer 6

EXCUSE ME?

I was in the Marines but my brother was in the Air Force and there's nothing about him that say wuss. I bet you couldn't stand up against him either physically or mentally.

Answer 7

So which branch of the service are YOU in, skippy? None, I bet...yet another loud-mouth civilian abusing the rights that our military men and women dedicate their lives to protecting.

A few suggestions for you, genius...

First, go to the nearest Air Force base and ask that question. Specifically, go up to a Security Policeman who has seen combat - yes, combat, just like the Army folks - in Iraq and Afghanistan and ask HIM that question. Oh, by the way, the Air Force Security Police (now called Security Forces) receive the same type of infantry training that the US Army Infantry does, and in times of war they are the Air Force's infantry. They fight on the ground just like the Army does.

After you ask the question, be prepared to get your butt kicked, but good.

Then, go up to a Para-Rescue man and ask him that question. Para-Rescue men are also Airborne trained, meaning they jump out of airplanes into hostile territory to rescue downed pilots. For that reason, they receive the same combat training that the Security Forces do. They're also scuba divers, and receive some of the training that the Navy SEALS do.

After you ask the question, be prepared to get your butt kicked, but good. Again.

Then, go up to a Forward Air Controller and ask him that question. FACs deploy miles ahead of the front line troops, deep into enemy territory, to provide the "eyes and ears on the ground" for the air forces coming in to make a strike. These units are 100% self-sufficient when in the field, living out of their Hummers for days and weeks without seeing a friendly face. To get caught by the enemy would mean time in a POW camp or execution, either one. Because of their job, they receive the same combat training as the Army does.

After you ask the question, be prepared to get your butt kicked. Again. Worse than ever this time. You probably won't have a butt left by the time the FAC is finished with you.

And you will have deserved every ************ you get, you ungrateful, loudmouthed, little weasle of a human being.

Answer 8

I actually don't see any spelling errors in your question. While I agree it certainly seems that way (the USAF at least is nick-named Chair Force for a reason), I also agree that it's an over-generalization. At least they tend to be smart tossers and wusses, and they get paid better than the bad-asses who run around with rifles.

Answer 9

Anyone who puts on the uniform shows a love for country and a dedication to their fellow servicemen. Obviously you never had the testicular fortitude to do so.

Answer 10

Maybe you should ask my 6'6" 280 lb. brother who was in the Air Force for 23 years that question. I'd be happy to introduce you.

Answer 11

People who join the Air Force are smart people, not like you, they can spell.