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I've always wanted to see an alien apart from those that scurry across the boarder !

Is there a gift centre there if you can take a tour and can you buy a geniune spooks uniform or do you need a special permit from the NSA ?

2007-02-12 18:28:13 · 11 answers · asked by baitersspaced 1 in Politics & Government Military

Do they still do the live alien autopsies and can you take away a vile of alien blood and does it glow green in the dark ?

2007-02-12 18:29:30 · update #1

Has anyone told George Dbya about Area 51 yet or does he know already and that's why he looked suprised in that infant school ? Or was it piles ?

2007-02-12 18:31:22 · update #2

If I go to the American Embassy in London, (you know the one in England) - if I asked really nicely is it possible to get a special pass to be accompanied by a special agent on the guided tour ?

2007-02-12 18:33:19 · update #3

If they do do a guided tour with a Special Agent - do they give you a signed certificate from the 'main man' at the NSA with a vile of sodium pentothal to take home and put on your mantlepiece ?

2007-02-12 18:36:09 · update #4

I Know they have signs there saying trespassers will be dealt with by deadly force or something haven't they - don't these notices infringe my human rights ?

2007-02-12 18:40:15 · update #5

Is have no sense of humour whatsoever a prerequisite for being on Yahoo Answers ?

2007-02-12 18:52:47 · update #6

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I have a sense of humor and I appreciate your desire to take a tour so you can see for yourself. When I visited the area 51 Musiem and Gift shop I was actually taken on a ride by little grn. men. They seemed friendly enough but hard to understand their gibberish. I came back to my senses at the same diner table I was at with my bowl of antenie soup and my butt felt funny. If you have a chance to go I recomend it. But stay out of the Way Out Cafe.

2007-02-19 15:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by c321arty 3 · 0 0

There is an Area 51, but it does not have to do with Aliens, it is a military installation. So no they don't do a guided tour.

2007-02-12 18:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by Hawaiisweetie 3 · 2 0

I thought all the Area 51 conspiracy whack-o's had switched to 9-11 conspiracy theorist?

Go to Google Earth and type in Area 51, have fun rubbing one out looking at an airfield that looks like any other airfield in the world...

2007-02-13 00:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Aren't you afraid that some really ignorant person is going to glance at the word "spooks" and report you as having used a racial slur?

2007-02-12 22:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by Peedlepup 7 · 0 0

They have not acknowledged the existence of such a place so how could they give tours of it?

2007-02-12 18:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by TCSO 5 · 2 0

They will not let Americans near the base.

2007-02-12 22:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

At Gunpoint. The Truth is out there !

2007-02-12 18:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by gvaporcarb 6 · 0 1

i'd like to get one of them nukes they are building there and blow up the southern part of the usa.


well hell if you can troll so can i

2007-02-12 18:37:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The answer to all of your questions is YES you F***ing idiot!

2007-02-17 05:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by travis v 2 · 0 1

~ In your dreams

~ In the movies

2007-02-12 18:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by James N 4 · 0 1

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