What do you say to a guy that tells you that he loves you?

Question

But tells every other girl the same thing? What is a witty comeback I can give?

Answer 1

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1) Ooooo yay! I made the list. (and act real excited.....for a second)

2) Let's skip the formalities and get right to the divorce. Give me half of your cash now!

3) Obviously, But being pathetic doesn't get the girl.

4) Then start a fan club.

5) Does Barney know you're using his lines?

That's all I can think of now. I'm tired.

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Answer 2

tell him "ya me and every other girl in the world"

Answer 3

i would say, 'Thank you'. then act cool.