Well obviously I am bored and thus a little toilet humor is in order - hey girls it's a guy thing! Then again, you girls can clear a room too so no complaining. Every once in a while toxic fumes will permeate my place, and my G/F will get this oddly pleased with herself look. Of course, she always blames it on the cat (or me). We don't have a cat, but that is another story.
So, if I lean to the left when I let one loose as opposed to leaning to the right, is this an indicator of some sort - maybe conservative vs liberal or what??
2007-02-12 15:45:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Personally, I always lean to the left and raise my right leg (helps it come out better, plus it makes it extra loud). My husband rolls his eyes and scoffs and tells me "Girls aren't supposed to fart." Well excuse me--I might be a different sex than you, but I AM human. He, on the other hand, has let out some whoppers. Some were so bad, I told him to go back and check his friggin underwear. :)
He doesn't lean though--he usually farts standing up, so he does this little thing where he bends slightly at the knees and spreads his legs ever so slightly. Maybe that's why his are so much louder than mine. Maybe I should try that...
2007-02-13 05:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH $#!+
If you ate chilly or corn beef with succotash, try to make it a SBD.
Try to show balance and make it a silent one. Or do a sbd (silent butt deadly)and slowly walk away, giving nasty eye gestures like it was not your fault! Repeating "you slob". Try that one in a supermarket.
If you drank alot of apple juice, be poliet and run to the toilet.
You might need a diaper.
If your girlfriend pisses you off, because she has a bug up her ***, tell her to eat $#!+, aim at her (left or right), or tell her to pull your finger- and smell the roses.
Try to show concerns for yourself first. If your afraid of a wet one =toilet
You can bend over but that's to obvious and your caught. If you dont care, Make sure you fart so load that it echos around the room. Dont bend over and blow out any candles on your birthday.
If for sure your good to go, however you feel. Left or right or go from left and as your still farting go to the right. This way your all of the above. Get up and spin around in a circle if you feel better about it. Dont do the hokey pokey. Try to bring a gas mask and fart in an elevator!
Dont $#!+ yourself. Check out this helpful site. Thanks for the laughs!!!! You can use beano! Stay away from whole corn and caSHEWS. If your bored look at the whole web site.
2007-02-12 17:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by CHAZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strive for balance in life. Alternate from one side to the other. Or lean to the left on odd numbered days and to the right on even numbered days.
Oh, and one more thing. Expect to go through many different girlfriends.
2007-02-12 15:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Larry 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
communicate on your pal lower back.i'm particular you ignored the final element of the technique. truly than do away with the newspaper, you have been meant to gentle it, subsequently burning off the gas. If it would not paintings, evaluate moving to the Okefenokee swamp the place your methane can run loose and mingle.
2016-09-29 01:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it depends on where your girlfriend is at the time. If you are sitting on the lounge and she is sitting to your left, leaning to the left to pass gass will not please her one iota. That occasion would be a right lean. Same for the other side.
My advice therefore is to lean in the direction she is not.
2007-02-12 16:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're right handed, you should lean to the right, and conversely. I've heard that farting to the left dispells evil spirits (leftists), while farting to the right can cause bad luck. So that's another reason to lean rightward... your gas poofs leftward.
2007-02-12 16:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think right or left makes a difference, whatever you feel comfortable with. But once you have done it, and it's loud, and your g/f hears it...let out a little giggle and ask her if she wants to make out. LOL
2007-02-12 15:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by nerdy girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) Leaning to pass gas has nothing to do with being an indicator or anything, either way, farting loud is embarassing.
2007-02-12 16:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by Faith B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't matter which way to lean
As long as you don't follow through!!
2007-02-12 20:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Roma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which ever makes the most noise!
2007-02-12 15:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋