2 cute ones...
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.
As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.
Please don't let me be late to church...."
As she was running she tripped and fell.
When she got back up she began praying again...
"Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either!
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One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.
The boy asked hid Dad, ''What are these Pop?''
''They're smart pills son,'' said his father.
''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!''
''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''
2007-02-12 15:29:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL... they r really cute & funny..
thanx for sharing and making us laugh
2007-02-12 23:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one clean and funny
2007-02-13 07:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by cinders162002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheeheeee8/19
2007-02-13 04:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-02-13 00:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by sweetheart 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! Cute :)
2007-02-12 23:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋