A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them S*#t in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird S*#t."
"It was my first day with the hook."
2007-02-12 14:56:58 · 27 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, it honestly made me giggle. Kinda reminds me of the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with Steve Martin, he has a cork on the end of his fork and a patch over his eye!lol
2007-02-12 16:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by Tammers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 07:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep the recycled ones are the best. Cowboy first put this on here, was funny then, raises a smile now tho
2007-02-12 23:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
V-funny
2007-02-12 15:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by dan T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Argggghhhh
2007-02-12 14:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I liked it will pass this on at work.
2007-02-12 14:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by brookesingsalways 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good G-rated joke!
2007-02-12 15:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by cutesy76 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it's so cute.10/10
2007-02-12 15:31:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats funny.
2007-02-12 19:39:12 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah!
good one!
Im telling that to my friend, she's obsessed with pirates.
2007-02-12 16:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋