Okay. My ladies! Woot Woot! Whuddup?! Hey ya'll just wanna say, man! There are too many fishes in the SEA. Hmm... my problem is, I get asked out like 10 times a day. Most of the guys are cute but I don't got any time for relating hips gal! I got to maintain my 2.3 GPA! [You heard right] Well it all happens when I ask the guys next to me if I can borrow their stationary (pens, etc.) I guess they get the wrong idea! They give me this lovey dovey look that includes pinching their noses and squinting their eyes. They also begin coughing and gagging. Like what the hell ya'll? That is SO perverted. Sexy ladies help me out.
2007-02-12 14:56:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Tell em to get lost. A 2.3 GPA wow! You must study like once a month.
2007-02-12 15:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by T_and_the_Captain 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to just give you a pen and some paper and get the hell out of your face. They think just because they let you borrow some stationary that entitles them to a date? Yeah, right!
2007-02-12 23:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by frigginhilarious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A) When you take the pen, grab it like it was yours to begin with
B) Don't be polite when you get the pen, say something like "Thanks BEEOTCH, now give me your f'n paper too or I'll use this pen to jab you in the temple"
C) After class talk to yourself as you walk down the hall, be sure to utter plenty of obscenities and wave your hands wildly above your head
D) Eat beenie weeine's to the point of extreme flatulence then accuse said wooing boy of liking the smell because of the olfactory similarity to his Mother
E) Every time he says something respond with "GAWWDDD, your breath smells like you just ate a cat turd!"
Good luck, dog
2007-02-14 00:36:38 · answer #3 · answered by leroy_w_jackson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find it hard to believe, from reading your question and your display image, why 10 guys would ask you out per day.
Anyway, I'd just say you already have a boyfriend or husband. Simple.
2007-02-12 23:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no proper way of rejecting neone. but the best way would be to just politely say tht ur not interested, and tht u dont have the time or energy to put towards a man.
2007-02-12 22:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be honest and say: I'm really focused on my degree and I'm not interested dating anyone. Thanks for making my day! Or "You made my day.
I find a thank you...flattery type comment...is a nice way to end a conversation like that.
2007-02-12 23:01:37 · answer #6 · answered by Chef Susy--Cookin it up! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congradulations. You're officially the biggest freak on !Answers!...and its whoop whoop, not woot woot, idiot. (look it up)
2007-02-13 08:32:19 · answer #7 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋