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If I became a jigilo in UK how much would I earn? I am thinking of doing this, but not too keen with doing old grannies. I would if I have to though. I need the money for a new house, and am almost perfect in looks. Would I still pay VAT? I think being a male prossie is safer than being a thief.

2007-02-12 13:15:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Taxes United Kingdom

7 answers

First of all it is gigilo.

Second to procure prostitution services is illegal

Thirdly and strangely - tax is due on all earnings - illegal or not and you will have to pay VAT if you are good enough to earn more than the threshold.

P.S. you sound a little arrogant to interest the ladies - best to work on that!

2007-02-12 13:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Biz Guru 5 · 0 0

well being a jigilo in 2007 is almost un heard of but if you cant think of a better way to pay for a house i guess youll have to do old grannies if they want your services the customers always right! if you came to the united states you could make a heck of loy of money if youd do guys or girls id be your pimp!

2007-02-16 03:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by sassysioux25 1 · 0 0

One of the possible bonuses you will be able to earn is STDs and AIDs. You will also place yourself in jeopardy of losing your immortal soul to the devil.

Since you know this, to continue on this course will damn your soul to Satan.

2007-02-12 13:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Donald W 4 · 0 0

yood hav to lurn to spel it furst! also, you'd have to get used to grannies and men because those are probably the people you'd be dealing with mostly. good luck with that.

2007-02-12 13:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Dale B 3 · 0 0

Nothing. A gigolo might do a bit better.

2007-02-12 13:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by fdm215 7 · 1 0

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

2007-02-12 13:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can I barf now?

2007-02-12 14:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by MarineMom 6 · 0 0

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