My glutton of a wife has decided to become a fat person, just to peeve me off and she is doing a great job...She is 5 feet 8 inches tall and now weighs a humongous 142 lbs. Now we had twins 5 weeks ago and I know that a woman can lose almost 2 lbs a week. SO WHY NOW ? after 3 years of marriage she decides to become selfish and fat ? I have done my part, making her walk with the babies to the doctors, locking the fridge when I go to work, making her eat laxatives constantly, but still she refuses to lose the weight. I have decided to make her sleep on the couch till she gets back to the 134 lbs I demand of her ( that was her wedding day weight ) I have taken her computer away and make her excercise instead ."m afraid I might have to kick her and the twins out to a shelter if she refuses to lose the weight. PLease give me some advice.Oh, I now have her on a strict diet of fresca and cauliflower so I'm doing my part...PLEASE HELP...thank you in advance...
2007-02-12 13:10:25 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
this is the stupidest made up question i have read yet.
2007-02-12 13:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by barb 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
OH! YOU CERTAINLY DOING YOUR PART YOU MORON!!! OMG! I have never heard anything like it. How dare you, how dare you do this. You have no idea what harm you are doing. You wife had twins 5weeks ago for your information women retain weight for up to six months after giving birth unless they are actresses and losing it too soon is harmful. Giving her laxatives is taking the electrolites, and minerals and any goodness she does get from her body. It can do so much harm to her system. OMG! get hold of yourself. That diet you have her on is so so way out of not being healthy for a Mother with twins. Your Barbaric Bullying tactics are ABUSE. I hope you LEAVE A.S.A.P She has twins she needs a home . I'm sure you have a mate with a thin Girlfriend you can stay with. SHE NEEDS TO GET AWAY FROM YOU !! If you really are just STUPID ,but Mean well! Then STOP BULLYING! take the locks off, leave her to sort her food intake sensibly.Encourage her when she does try and look nice. Twins are more than a full time occupation. She'd be so tired and your badgering her isn't helping one bit she is so miserable and the weight is her protection from you. Make use of the Computer. There is MSN HEALTH That had diet, recipes, exercise and heath issues both of you can check out and use. I hope you haven't alienated her from friends and family, she needs them . The twins need not to be stressed and their Mother being in this situation is stressful. Look at yourself. I'm sure your're not perfect, Infact you just showed that with the way you're reacting.She could take you to the Courts for CHILD &SPOUSAL ABUSE! if you continue to be a bully I hope she does.
Look just understand your relationship is a two way street you wouldn't treat a dog like you are treating her, I hope not, You need to do your part and be there for her in every way. Help with the Twins, housework, fun and eating meals as a lifestyle change not an instant punishment.
I do hope you get this right and you do it together You both need relationship Councelling neither of you are coping in a good marriage infact it's very toxic.
Good Luck
2007-02-12 13:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, what a freaking jerk!!! I cant believe you are so controlling!!! have you ever thought that if you would have only worn a condom she wouldnt have even gotten pregnant? I hope she leaves your sorry ***!!! You dont deserve her! The way you describe her she sounds like she looks good! I hope she takes the cauliflower and sticks it up you @@@!!! she's obvisouly too busy thinking about her 2 newborns to care about a lousy 7 lbs, so take it easy on her.
2007-02-12 13:16:17 · answer #3 · answered by Leo_Woman 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you freaking serious? She is not fat. Not huge at all. You must have some kind of mental problem. 142 pounds on a 5'8 frame is far from fat. Maybe she should kick you the curb.
2007-02-12 13:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Melanie P 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is not fat, that is average. She is 5'8". You don't seem like a very ice guy. She is your wife, does that mean anything to you. You try carrying twins. And then losing the weight right away. I hope she doesn't lose it just to **** you off. She deserves soemone better.
2007-02-12 13:13:46 · answer #5 · answered by pink 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is not fat dude she is 5`8 and 142 just be lucky she is not 242
2007-02-12 13:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Thats a shame dude, you should probably explain to her that it is her obligation to lose the weight in order to fulfill her wifely duties. I have the name of a good fat camp if you should need it. Maybe send her to a therapist first? Good luck!
2007-02-12 13:19:53 · answer #7 · answered by Reynaldo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should consider taking the twins to a close relitive for the time being. while your wife gets her insatiable appitite under control and her wheight issue dealt with, you never can be to sure with a ravaged feasting wife like this she may eat one if not both of the twins
2007-02-12 13:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by K S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are gonna get some bad answers to this. first of all 7lbs ain't nothin i gained 70. i went from a size 11 to an 18. and haven't been able to get it off, yes my hubby would love for me to lose the weight but he isn't broadcasting it online. she is actually under weight. she is supposed to weight between 155-165.
2007-02-12 13:16:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if thats true which i doubt!! I hope you fall off the face of the earth and get what you deserve. If you made that up and you and your friends are sitting around laughing your *sses off I think you all need to grow up!-----
****Hey guys get a load of this person's other ?s****
2007-02-12 13:17:13 · answer #10 · answered by ♥fungirl♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't see what the heck her problem is? 134 is certainly not unreasonable... heck, most models are well over 5'10" and weight >115!
I certainly hope you had her sign a pre nup stating that she would remain at the weight you want...
After all you've done - giving her a house and the privledge of carrying YOUR children, she should be greatful!
I say, if you don't see an improvement in 2 weeks - take away the cauliflower!
(how many "thumbs down" will this receive?!!?)
2007-02-12 13:16:22 · answer #11 · answered by Tiff 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋