Do you remember the old joke about women being like countries?

Question

I heard this joke on the Kenny Everett show in the early 80's.

It was about women being like countries. The only part I can remember is the bit when they got old they where like Austrailia. No one wanted to go there.

Does anyone remember the whole joke?

Thanks trtls88. Its not quite the joke I remembered, but I think your one is better.

Answer 1

It's a joke people...lighten up...lol

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35 she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70 they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Answer 2

This sounds very remotely familiar, but it's not coming back very clearly to me.

A young woman was like the Amazon region of South America or like Africa, hot and steamy, underdeveloped, with many parts still unexplored. Then, perhaps, North America, new with much potential., then Europe, older and fully developed, then maybe China, holding many exotic mysteries. Then Australia. Yeah, it's there, but who cares? Or something like that.

I remember hearing something on this order about 25 or 30 years ago, but what I just related to you here is only based on the general theme of that story and is not likely to match the original version very closely.

Answer 3

Those made me crack up! You definitely deserve a star:D These made my day (well technically this day is over but whatevs) My favorites are: We can repair anything (please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn't work) We exchange anything- bicycles, washing machines, etc...why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain? Customers who find our waitresses rude should wait and see the manager. Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. LOL!!!

Answer 4

trtls88 - thats a good answer

by the way, when I hear derogatory jokes about women I just switch the her to "him", she to "he" etc...... makes me feel a whole lot better

Answer 5

trits 88 has the perfect answer and dserves the points.

Answer 6

gosh, i know exactly what you're talking about. i used to have it on my e-mail, but somehow i couldn't find it.
i guess it starts out with young women being a country yet to be explored...and so on, till they become a place no one wants to go!!
i'll look for it again, if i find it, i'll post it!

Answer 7

lol great to bring up oldies like keep em coming !

Answer 8

Ticklemebob - tosser!!

trtls88 - a peach!! More women like you on this website please, you just made my cotton picking day.

Now make me a pancake you saucy doll.....

Answer 9

No way

Answer 10

i cant believe u watch that bogus!!!1