the description should be based on life and person of Jesus and the format similar to what you would find in a newspaper.
2007-02-12 12:45:58 · 12 answers · asked by Help!!! 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation. For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together. And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy. For God was pleased to have all his fullness dwell in him, and through him to reconcile to himself all things, whether things on earth or things in heaven, by making peace through his blood, shed on the cross." Colossians 1:15-20
I think some of that should be in there.
2007-02-12 12:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by WithUnveiledFaces 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Help Wanted
Looking for a loyal determined self sacrificing person to fill the role of Universal Care Giver.
The person who is hired will work extended hours 24/7/365 for virtually no financial reward.
Be willing to put up with very little acceptance or acknowledgment of the amount of service rendered, and be steadfast in the face of hatred, adversity as well as extreme torture.
2007-02-12 21:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Laurie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Immediate position available:
Lord of Lords, King of Kings. Must be the Way, the Truth and the Life. Must be only begotten Son of God, born of a virgin, live a sinless life, and be willing to be crucified for the sins of the world. Advancement opportunities includes Ascention into Heaven to sit at the right hand of the Father, and return to rule victoriously for eternity.
2007-02-12 20:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by martiismyname 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WANTED - MESSIAH - No experience needed, must have virgin mother, divine father, and strong interpersonal skills; duties include feeding multitudes, healing the sick, raising the dead, and managing twelve person sales team; willing to endure false accusation, torture, and crucifixion for the benefit of others; excellent retirement benefits; some travel required
2007-02-12 21:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanted: a messiah to save the world,no exp necessary must have have strong ties with God. must be willing to travel, must posess supernatural power ie healing powers, walking on water a plus, must be willing to be executed for the good of all humanity now and forever more . serious inquiries only-no false prophets
2007-02-12 20:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by molly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seeking Leader for earthly healing and problems, must have good virtues, large capacity of compassion-love, and good with kids-problem children of the world. Telepathically inclined.
2007-02-12 20:57:45 · answer #6 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prophet
Priest
King
2007-02-12 20:53:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sacrifice.
2007-02-12 20:50:24 · answer #8 · answered by timmeresque 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus! the Man who lived, lives and will live!
2007-02-12 20:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by lua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd be the DJ for God's Chick Place, and Saint Peter would be the bouncer.
2007-02-12 20:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋