Just for fun ...?

Question

If you were going to follow in the footsteps of Bobby Henderson and create your own deity and doctrine of beliefs as a method of convincing your state not to include intelligent design in public school curriculum ... what would you make up? Who would be the creator? And what's the creation story?

Answer 1

LOL.....great question....

My friends and I actually had a made up religion in high school. We'd also withdrawn our rooms from the union, and issued one another pass ports.

Our religion was based upon the worship of Marion Ross. Yes....that Marion Ross. We believed that her human avatar was this statue of a huge golden eagle that was behind a fire station in a town called buckingham in PA.

We used to drive up to this town called New Hope, and we'd ALWAYS get lost. No matter what we did, we always ended up at that fire station. That's when we realized the holy significance of the Shiney Eagle Of Buckingham.

The Avatar of the shiney eagle of Buckingham in turn had his own avatar, presidential sam from the Muppets.

Hence all characters of the muppets were saints, and we'd often lay offerings of muppet baseball cards in front of the Shiney Eagle of Buckingham as sacrigfices, until the firemen chased us away anyway.

They were generally freaked out that we'd usually video tape one another bowing before it. Offering it baseball cards. Ocassionally offering it food (we assumed it liked pork rinds and spam).

The Shiney Eagle of Buckingham, through the eternal spirit of Marion Ross, created humans to entertain him/her/it. Those that could not make him/her/it laugh were banished to a real wear they would be forced to watch eternal re-runs of who's the boss. Those who amused Marion Ross were to brought to heaven, to have eternal sex with 73 (one better then Islam) comediens.

Answer 2

You should worship the Newt. It's ancestors crawled out of the primal ooze and started the path to our future, (which is our past now).

Saint Salamander and the Apocalyptic Axolotls are two sects which generate intra-religious hatred - always a necessity for robust religious attention and media coverage.

Weekly ritual of wriggling naked through the mud, should generate fecundity and much breeding - another religious necessity

Answer 3

In the beginning, there was chaos and nothingness. But a new wind began to blow. The Almighty Twig, also known as His Woodiness, stiffened up and immediately there was a loud CRACK... lo, and behold, there were many millions of bright objects, and around them, rotating at random frequencies, smaller clumps of fire and dirt. One particular clump of dirt had the water, which is necessary to life, and in one year, there were many living beings.

The symbols of The Almighty Twig are still alive and standing to this day. We have His Woodiness in each of us, for you see, He is the toothpicks we clean our teeth with, the particle board for our shelves, the rocking chairs of old.

This only happened 1,900 years ago, because people learned to read and write in 3 months, and there were many languages.

Answer 4

In the beginning was Dirk Diggler.

He tried to salad-toss himself, when a turd came out; that was the first human.

When the turd found himself to be quite bored, God removed an unmunched kernel from it, that was the first woman. Then they ate from the maggot of wisdom, and Dirk sent his angel Ron Jeremy to drive them away with his flaming and erected sword.

So that's how Turd and Kernel have lived in sin ever since.

Answer 5

I would make up a society where there is no money nor competition.......
there is no gods.... just a source of energy...
and we can all transform into energy and float into the source and vis verca..

Answer 6

i'm not really into the business of creating gods or whatnot

Answer 7

Ewwww girl!!!
thats a dangerous game!! Even playing like that makes you wise after your own heart. And God does not respect that!!!