Paddy and mick were walking down a street in London.
Paddy sees a sign in a shop window that catches his eye.
The shop says: "Suits $3 each, Shirts $1 each, Trousers $1.50 a pair.
Paddy says to his pal , "Mick look! We could buy a whole lot of those and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune.
"Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK? "Just let me do the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I"ll speak in my best English accent."
"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will," says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, I'll take 50 suits at $3 each, 100 shirts at $1 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $1.50 each..I'll back up my truck and......."
The shop owner interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well ...yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hell d' y' know dat?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
2007-02-12 12:33:39 · 2 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles