lads whts ya fave chat up line?

Question

i wanna hear the funny ones too and have they worked

Answer 1

if you were a car door i'd bang you all night long



did you grow up on a chicken farm? cos you sure know how to raise some cocks



wanna come back to mine and do some maths? you can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll mulitply


LOLZ

Answer 2

I in many cases have not have been given any, yet appropriate now on a similar time as i grew to grow to be delivering a refrigerator to a house at artwork. (apliance transport). i attempted to initiate verbal replace approximately her broken refrigerator on a end with an beautiful lady. Lame. i be conscious of. Oh yeah and my hick chum used the line, "you're warmer than a hound on a coon course."

Answer 3

Get your Crash helmet love , your going Trough my head board tonight. :)


he he that's a joke , If you want me to tell the truth i go up to a girl and just give her a smile and talk to her about what she does , eg Job , work etc and then when i see her out the week after i go up to her and talk to her again , but this time i mention some of the things she told me the week before ( So she thinks im interested now you see as i remember things about her )

Anyway after that i normally ask them if they want to meet up and then i come pick them up in my R32 Golf and take them down the coast for a nice Meal in the sunset , Works a treat :)

Answer 4

Wanna Drink - and then go from there. Works 9/10 with the added bonus of if it doesn't work you can just say you wanted a friendly drink!!!

Answer 5

someone i know once said to a girl do you fancy a dance and when she said yes he said well sod of and dance so i can chat 2 ur mate and he took the mate home lol

Answer 6

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Answer 7

I love killing foxes, HAHAHAH Ginger barstards.