A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.
2007-02-12 12:15:35 · 22 answers · asked by upallnight 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that is so true. it sucks having a backseat driver
2007-02-12 12:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Flip08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true, but usually it is my boyfriend telling me how to drive, it makes me crazy!!!! 10/10!
2007-02-12 21:23:42 · answer #2 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really true when my sister drives I do that to her
2007-02-12 20:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by Hes perry perry the platupus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
90%
2007-02-12 20:44:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-12 20:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-12 20:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by Da truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah, i drive, and my dad does this to me ALL THE TIME! =(
2007-02-12 20:26:55 · answer #7 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I BET U IT A TRUE STORY.
2007-02-12 20:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...ill use this one 4 sure
2007-02-12 20:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. So true!
2007-02-12 21:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by Mamma angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋