2007-02-12 12:00:21 · 10 answers · asked by F1reball226 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No prayer would do better then ur socks.
2007-02-12 12:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, come with me while I go to sign up for a Dog Training class so that I can become a responsible pet owner rather than a doofus who thinks dogs don't bark. God, forgive my pride and discontent when my dog behaves naturally without me training it to do otherwise. And God, make certain that the dog trainer keeps harping on me until I learn the proper techniques for training my dog.
Amen.
2007-02-12 20:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you HAVE to believe that your dog will stop barking when you ask God
but also dogs are just dogs barking all the time could be just a part of its personality just they way God made him if you must teach it a lesson smack em on the nose a couple times disipline makes a good dog
2007-02-12 20:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by aj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could go with a shotgun
but please don't try that
Do what the dog whisper says
everytime the dog barks look at it point at it and say PSSSSST
It shuts my dog up =]
2007-02-12 20:04:38 · answer #4 · answered by physcochik2477 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if god exists he'll make ur dog stops barking, god loves everyone
2007-02-12 20:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ganbatteru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cup your hands around your mouth, and holler "Shut up, stupid!!!" Works for me every time.
2007-02-12 20:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Darryl L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll pray for you
2007-02-12 20:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Sissy Girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him a head.
2007-02-12 20:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by ßøöʼš ɷ ĞĩŗƔˠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe he needs to pee
2007-02-12 20:03:04 · answer #9 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?
2007-02-12 21:24:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋