Who can help me translate some spanish??

Question

yo no soy immigrante weii
si no me dejas empas te boy a romper la macenta

si se ablar ingles pero bete para tras a el oyo de donde te salistes pinche galleta


what does that mean??? some mexican girl sent me a email. imma ask my friend later cuz he can translate but i want to know now. thanks

who ever gives me the meaning gets 10 points

Answer 1

Dude, I am not immigrant.
If you don't leave me alone I will kick your a s s ("romper la maceta" is roughly like kick a s s but not exactly)
I do speak english but go back to the hole you came from...("pinche galleta" is like say...emm...you f u c k i n g or something, literary "f u c k i n g cookie")

The person who wrote this might be a street-mexican haha or...she was really angry. She also has a lot of orthography errors.

Answer 2

It is bad Spanish so, it is difficult to understand.

What I can make is more or less:

I am not an immigrant.
If you don´t leave me in peace I am going to break your head.
Yes I know how to speak English, but go back to the hole where you came out from, (and 2 slang words = that I am not sure about).

Answer 3

I'm not an immigrant dude.
If you don't leave me alone i'm going to rip your head.

I know how to talk english but go back to the hole where you came from. #$%^^

Answer 4

I am not an immigrant asshole
if you don't leave me alone i'll kick your @z$

I know how to speak english but go back to that hole where you came from "craka"(cookie)

Answer 5

the past traslanttions are right but when she said pinche galleta its like if she was telling you "**** you boaster"