I see Jesus as a Miller Lite guy....sort of mass market
Mohammed....i'm guessing O'douls...he can have the taste, without the alcohol
Moses HAS to be into something good and suave...perhaps Magic Hat's Jinx?
Cthuluh clearly drinks Hop Devil
What are your thoughts?
2007-02-12 11:45:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus is obviously more of a wine person, actually. He would make the wine himself. He's definitely not mass market; there are masses of people who call themselves Christian but really aren't. I'm not so sure about Mohammed. Moses, however, would have beer made of fermented mana. Whenever he drinks it, his little blue bar goes up, and he can cast more spells; however, his intelligence stat goes down, making his casting less effective. Cthulu would definitely drink beer made from the blood of his adversaries.
2007-02-12 11:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have an active imagination, but you are wasting it on thoughts that do not make productive good sense.
For God so loV ed the world,
That He gA ve
His onL y
BegottE n
SoN
T hat whosoever
Believeth I n Him
Should N ot perish,
But have E verlasting life."
John 3:16
2007-02-12 22:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus, Budweiser, since they are self proclaimed "The King Of Beers".
Mohammed lets give him a flat tire, just because.
Moses, how about a St. Pauli's Girl.
2007-02-12 19:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by Jenn 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I sure wouldn't want to be near Jesus once he gets a case of the Beer Farts.
2007-02-12 19:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
All of them(pbu them) will be having Thororah Drinks in heaven.OK partner it is morning prayer it is 5:52 AM here Thank you all.
2007-02-12 19:53:30 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.Qutub 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus - is a wine drinker!
Mohammed - ginger beer!
Moses - likes anything chill filtered
Cthulu - Belgian ales
Buddha is a guiness man
2007-02-12 19:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by Tirant 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Eh...
*imitates a romanian vampire*
I dont drink
2007-02-12 20:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by Antares 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the oldest recipe there is. He is a traditional kinda guy!
2007-02-12 19:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shut ur stinking mouth and have couple of beers....
2007-02-12 19:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by theglad8er 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is not funny at all !!!
2007-02-12 19:52:35 · answer #10 · answered by ReDWiNe 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋