I would like to know some of your childrens (or your) funny childhood quotes... like...one of my friends was at Niagra falls when she was about 4 and she asked my dad if they turned the water off when the visistors left....just quotes like that or that you found amusing in the context. thanks a bunch!!!
2007-02-12 11:43:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
well i remember as a kid, i wanted to be the flower girl of this wedding.
when the wedding was over, i asked the bride if i could be her flower girl at her next wedding.
everyone busted out laughing!
2007-02-12 11:57:46 · answer #1 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to think worms dried up and turned into rusty nails because my grandfather was a carpender and always had nails laying outside everywhere, and when it rained the worms would be laying there too(this would have been about 1973).
My neice, who's 5 told her cousin, who's 4, that dead people go behind the "red curtains" when they die.
There were red curtains behind the casket at my bf's mom's memorial a few weeks ago.
Her cousin asked where the red curtains were where she lived in NY(we are in MD).
I took them both back to the Funeral Home with me(had to pick up death certificates), I told the F.Director about it and he showed them that there was nothing but a wall behind the red curtains.
2007-02-12 11:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by tamilynn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was teaching my kids about animals. We were talking about elephants. My older child asked where elephants lived. I said "Africa". My 4yo daughter said, "That's where Wendy (my cousin) lives!" After some discussion, I figured out she thought that Wendy lived in Africa because she lived near the local zoo - where the elephants live!
Speaking of Wendy - when her son was about also about 3-4 years old, Wendy had made a meringue pie and put it in the fridge. Soon, she heard the fridge open. She called to her son to close the fridge, then went and explained to him not to touch the pie because it was for supper. A few minutes later, she again heard the fridge door open. She again told him to close the door and again explained that the pie was for supper. A few minutes later... This time when she heard the fridge door open, she ran into the kitchen to catch her son in the act. There he was with his finger in the pie! She exclaimed, "Matthew, I said that pie was for supper! Go to your room, think about what you did. I'll be right there! When she went to his room, she asked, "What do you have to say about the pie?" Her son said, "Needs whipped cream." hehe - I think she was actually looking for an apology, but it wasn't coming from a 3 year old!
2007-02-12 15:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by mmct21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any funny childhood questions. Whenever I ask a question, all the people in the world yell at me.
2007-02-13 05:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Louise Smith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my best friends was bored during Lit. class, so she busied herself with coloring on the Braille dots on a Mentos box. Out of the blue, she turns around to me and asks me to guess what she was about to say, though she caught herself- "You know what? They should make the Braille dots darker so that the blind people can see them better." Lol...That was a brilliant "blonde" moment.
2007-02-12 11:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa Zondervan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those first few days when I got here upon a thanks to adventure a bike. That thrill of coming near and getting on the motorcycle myself then commencing off decrease than my personal administration, potential and stability. I through no ability felt such ability and independence in the previous. I though experience fairly of that after I adventure at the second one. :)
2016-12-04 02:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by lesure 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two - my brother (with a very full beard) came to visit. My two year old daughter kept staring at him. Finally she reached up and stroked his chin and asked "Puppy?"
Second - I fixed French Toast for my 3 year old grandaughter. She said "I never had Pinch Toes before."
2007-02-12 11:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by nana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was 5 my dad asked me how old I was and I said 22 and then my grandma asked me how old she was I said she was 3.
2007-02-12 12:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by Abercrombieluver223 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my brother and sister in law found out my little niece was allergic to nuts, they said her 4-year-old sister asked, "Does that mean she can't have donuts anymore?"
2007-02-12 11:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well my one has to be when i was little my mum took me to the toilet in a one cubicle in a shop we stood and waited for the person to come out and when she did it was this huge chick and me being me said right as she was passing us pooooooooo! what a stinker!haha
2007-02-12 12:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋