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Question

look i am in a desprate need 4 a joke plz the best 1 will get 10 points

Answer 1

no offense to black people:

why do black people have nightmares?
-because the last one to have dream got shot. (Martin Luther King Jr. reference to his "I Had a Dream... " speech. its black history month! enjoy! lol)

orrrr

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

Answer 2

Blonde in a Boat
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her
right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in
a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her
car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're
doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I
could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a
line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"

Deer Tracks
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit
tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

On the news later...

Three blondes hit by train

Answer 3

( no offnse to blondes) a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment
on sending women to different planets. First, They called the brunette in and
asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want? To go to and
why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars,
because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra
terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to
her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her same
question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I
would like to go to the Sun." The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun
you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you Guys dumb? I'd go at
night!"
:)

Answer 4

factors are a level of ways powerful you're on Yahoo solutions. some would say that they seem to be a level of your ego. I purely seem for questions that have not any solutions when I sign in. Yours had no solutions yet perhaps somebody will placed one in the previous I hit deliver. Neither 10 factors or women in basic terms make any distinction to me.

Answer 5

there was a terrorist, a priest, and a teacher in a plane with the tour guide. the pilot made a sharp curve and the terrorist's bomb, the priest's bible, and the teacher's apple fell out the door.
they went down to get it.
the priest found a girl crying and saying a bible hit her head. he said sorry and returned to the plane.
the teacher found a man with his hand on his head and he said somehing fell from the sky and hit his head.
the teacher said sorry and returned to the plane.
the terrorist saw a blown up house and asked the girl and the boy what happened. she replied, "grandma farted and the house blew up"
>.<

Answer 6

This is actually a pun, but it's funny.

So a guy walks into a costume party and he has a girl strapped to his back. His friend goes up to him and says "Yo! What are you dressed as?" The guy replys "A snail." His friend then asks "So why is there a girl on your back?" To this, the guy replys "Oh that? That's Michelle."

Answer 7

A man drives past a retirement home and sees three old ladies lying naked on the front yard. When he goes inside to complain, the lady at the office says that the ladies are retired hookers, and that they decided to have a yard sale.

Answer 8

what bow cant be tied? A rainbow

why isnt ur nose 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot

why did the baby stick a flashlight in its mouth? it wanted a light snack

Answer 9

A flight dispatcher watches a plane landing tail-end forward.
- Flight 757, what the hell is going on?! he shouts into the microphone. Let me speak to the captain!
- The c... the c... the captain is drunk.
- Then give me the co-pilot.
- H ..he's d... drunk too.
- Well, and who's talking?
- A... autop.. pilot...

Answer 10

LIttle Billy goes up to his Grandpa all excited and says, Can you make a sound like a frog?

The old timer asks, Why would you want me to do that?

And Billy says, Cause Grandma just told me when you croak we can go to Disneyland!