You know arguing about religion or politics is a neverending discussion.
So which are some fun phrases to change the subject of the conversation without sounding rude or offensive, especially to touchy religious believers??
2007-02-12 11:19:16 · 11 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Did you catch the rain at the Superbowl?"
"Church always used to have the best pot-luck suppers. What was your favorite dish there? I used to like that bean dish with the onion rings on top."
"That speaking in tongues thing is amazing. My uncle speaks Latvian, and I swear each time I hear him, I think he's got the Holy Spirit. Have you ever been to Europe?"
"Sunday's a really tough day for me. It's the only day I have to visit my invalid aunt in the nursing home. It means so much to her. Did you ever go out with a nurse? There's this hot, friendly nurse who works there...."
"I'm sorry... I seem to have a slight case of dysentery. Excuse me, I've gotta go.... BAD!"
"Have I told you about my friend who tried to crucify himself as a sign of devotion to God? Man was that bloody! Thank goodness I'm type 'O.' By the way, what type blood do you have? Ever give blood?"
"So speaking of sacrifices, did you see the Sadam hanging?"
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2007-02-12 11:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Creative Punchlines
2016-12-12 19:31:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, the only way we'll know for sure is after you die, so why don't you accidentally go get hit by a truck and then contact us from the other side. By the way did you hear about the guy from Nantucket?
2007-02-12 11:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"So anyway, I had a nightmare about moldy pumpkins the other day, and when I woke up, there was a corn on my foot! Hohoho, coincidence? I think not."
2007-02-12 11:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't want to fit the stereotype, but maybe if you listen through the whole conversation, the next time it is brought up, you can say that it's something you are not ready to talk about again.
i have many non-believer friends who have felt that way. if they are touchy, then they need to check themselves.
2007-02-12 11:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Speaking of God, did you try that new car cleaning fluid? It's great.
2007-02-12 11:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by citrus punch 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of religion, my grandpa is in the hospital with testicular cancer...
2007-02-12 11:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're a __________? Wow, I've always wanted to get into that. You still do sacrifices, right? That's my favorite part!
2007-02-12 11:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by nondescript 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about....is that a Torah in my pocket, or am I just trying to spork you?
2007-02-12 11:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
speaking of religion ..... did you know that garlic is really good for the heart ?
2007-02-12 11:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by Peace 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋