The Funniest thing I witnessed was the a few years back when the group in front of mine was playing really slow so the Marshall was getteing on their case so they were rushing , the guy hits his ball into the water and drives the cart along the edge , instead of stopping the cart he drove slow and leaned out the left side looking for his ball , well the bonehead misjudged the shore and drove right in the pond it was hilarious !!!! the cart tipped on its side they both took a swim .
So let me hear some of your stories Best Answer 10 points !!!
2007-02-12 10:40:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Golf
My Uncle Owen, my dad and me were playing on a course in Raleigh, NC. While Owen was backing up to guage his putt, he fell *** over into a trap while flinging his putter into the creek that was next to the trap. Owen was a big boy and he had to take off his expensive golf shoes, his socks and go wading in the creek to find his putter. My dad and I were laughing so hard and he was swearing so loudly it hurt.
And he never did find that putter.
2007-02-12 16:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by iwasnotanazipolka 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I work at a golf course so i have seen alot but the funniest thing was the 4 guys who had a bachelor party at our place- they hired a stripper as their caddy and she wasn't shy. They didn't tell anyone about it because mgmt would have freaked out as we are a high end course and no one working on the course told mgmt. They only golfed on the back 9 to stay away from the club house. It was hilarious to see the old guys watching this naked girl on the course. They missed most of their shots and you could practically smell ego in the air- it got disturbingly primal. What normal man is not going to lose concentration with a naked girl 50 feet away?! Too funny! No one in Mgmt ever found out- thank god!
2007-02-12 18:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by NadiaJ 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well I really don't remember what exactly happened, but i do know I produce a wicked slice at times and other times arrow straight.
So keeping my typical slice in mind i over compensated for my slice by turning my body but the tee shot went straight,,,, out for 30 yards, then it decided to hit a tree and come right back and kiss me right on the mouth, tongue action and everything.
The embarrassment will some day go away, but i will always have the partial front teeth to remind of the 17 tee on my home course.
And trust me golf balls taste like sh-t!
2007-02-13 22:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by nilok24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything that happy gilmore does
I was with my dad and a few uncles once golfing, and i decided to mess around and try happy gilmore style. I fell into a bush and everyone nearly died laughing. Ironically i got it within like a few inches of the hole.
I read this one in sports illustrated. Some guy in new york, on the 18th hole (Par 4, 380 yards) shot a hole in one but couldnt find the ball, so he took a mulligan and redid the shot. I cant even imagine his expression when he found the ball in the hole
2007-02-13 12:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by shotgunmerc 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I saw a guy finish up on the 14th hole, drive his cart over to the bank of a water hazard, take his pole and tackle box out of the cart and start fishing! Don't know how long he fished or if he caught anything, but it was pretty funny to see.
2007-02-13 06:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by x-15a2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
MY funniest was my friend was deciding to take a 3 wood or driver on par 4 he had driver out but said" ill take 3 wood", so we hear FORE!!! out of the blue but the guy was teeing off about 200 yards away and had 30 foot trees surrounding us, my cousin is a freak so he jumped onto the ground and covered his head, we were cracking up. So 5 seconds pass and my friend gets hit with the ball in the leg and my cousin was lying on the ground like a baby. I was the only one standing.
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When i was putting on the 17th grren some two dogs who were the pros dogs were there to keep the geese away, ran at me so i gave them a path some border collie grabbed my ball ran to the pond and dropped it in, I was sooo angry but laughing at the sametime caus eit was a brand new nike.
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When this kid i was playig with tried to hit a water tower from 100 yards with a sand wedge he thought he was playing his old top flite's turns out brand new dozen of nikes titleists and taylormade tp's. He shot 20 before hitting it.
2007-02-12 20:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by robbygolfs73 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
When a seagull carried a ball away at the 17th hole at Sawgrass. When I saw it on SportsCenter I burst out laughing.
2007-02-13 17:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ari 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Played a course once called Oyler Golf Port, in Michigan.
No bunkers, one green with two trees growing in the middle of it, and a number of greens with glass discs cut into them, beneath which was a high powered light.
It seems that this course doubled as a light aircraft runway.
2007-02-12 18:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ill name a few thta i have scene and some thta has happened to me....i saw a ball skip across some water...the first time i plyed a par 3 i hit the pin..but the balled stopped in a sandtrap..and one time i teed of with an orange ball...my ball landed in the fairway while still rolling..a robin grabbed the ball and took it to her nest...i was using an orange ball
2007-02-12 20:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Last year there was a foursome in front of us that apparently thought they were important. On a par 3 they were surveying the green after everyone was on. One of the guys went to his bag and pulled out a tape measure. They used it to see who was furthest away. That was funny enough until I realized that they must have done this before. After all....He had the tape measure in his bag!!!
2007-02-12 19:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by D28Guy 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋