did i have a fast one pulled on me? He said if I gave the church 10% of my yearly income that I would be saved before Anna returned. Whats going on?
2007-02-12 10:40:09 · 27 answers · asked by Tracy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's not funny
2007-02-12 10:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
""A Christians told me that Anna Nicole would rise from the dead after 3 days""
That's nice. That was no christian - probably a moon god worshiper in disguise.
""Where is she?""
DEAD and buried, I would expect.
""did i have a fast one pulled on me?""
Nope...just by your English teacher.
""He said if I gave the church 10% of my yearly income that I would be saved before Anna returned""
That's nice. 10% of not much - sounds like a good deal!
""Whats going on?""
YOU are wasting a lot of OUR TIME again!
2007-02-12 18:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A fool mocks Gods and his end is eternal hell and dawmnation. The question is not will Anna Nicole rise from the dead but how will you get out of hell and God wrath to come. Now that is a real queston. God is not to concerned about your athiest mindset. He has made hell to deal with you and weather you believe in hell or not does not concern him at all. When you bow before God he is not going to ask you much at all. He will only ask one thing. Is his name writen in the Lambs book. Then you will take the express straight to hell. Then we all will rejoice because God is just and he is fair.
2007-02-12 18:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Thomas A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way Anna Nicole will rise in 3 days is if the Lord comes back. If she was a Christian( by their fruits you will know them), she will go to Heaven to live forever with Jesus, If she was not (by their fruits you will know them), she will go to hell to be forever in the lake burning with fire and brimstone. As for the 10%, sorry God can not be brought at any price.
2007-02-12 18:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is blasphemy and Mocking Jesus Christ. Anna Nicole Smith is in Hell serving her perpose for being against Godly principles.
2007-02-12 18:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by Healthy For Him 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell.how in any way does that make f@#$ing sense.u got dipped like what.and if u do see anna nicole i suggest u get a chainsaw.and holy water it always works for killing zombies.
2007-02-12 18:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by flippy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO BUT SHE WILL RISE FOR RESSURECTION IN A CERTAIN TIME. JESUS CHRIST DID FOR 3 DAYS NOT ANNA NICOLE SMITH. SHE IS IN THE GRAVEYARD. ..........MATHEW 9:6-10
2007-02-12 18:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by Harvard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you leave that poor tortured girl alone! And if you think you're being funny with your irreverence to the Lord, and the church, well, you're NOT!
2007-02-12 18:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop poking fun at Christianity.
2007-02-12 18:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DON'T BELIEVE ALL THAT YOU HEAR OR PEOPLE THAT ONLY WANT MONEY FROM YOU. THEY'RE STILL HOLDING ANNA NICOLE FOR MORE TESTING FOR ANOTHER WEEK OR SO.
2007-02-12 18:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We die, and then judgment. One day the saved will be back on earth to live with Jesus.
2007-02-12 18:44:00 · answer #11 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋