Scotsman says to his wife "put yer coat oan i'm off doon the pub" wife says "am i coming with ye?" "Naw he says, i'm turnin' the heating off"
2007-02-12 10:38:00 · 17 answers · asked by Rod Stewart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(i am scots)
2007-02-12 10:45:35 · update #1
Any mair ay yer cheek an' ye'll get a cuddy lug, ye wee bugger! lol
2007-02-12 10:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Enya♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! That's the first joke on here that I've never heard before. Mind you, I like reading the others just to jog my memory so I can tell them down the pub!
2007-02-12 10:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old but still worth a giggle. 3/10.
2007-02-12 19:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reet funny
2007-02-12 12:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather sit in a pile of diahhrea than read that joke again.
2007-02-12 10:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep typical scotsman...funny...10 outta 10
2007-02-12 10:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean and green
2007-02-12 10:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this on the "royale family" years back!
2007-02-12 12:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a not such a hot one !
2007-02-12 11:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you really rod stewart?
do you think racial stereotype comedy is funny?
2007-02-12 10:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by laurence c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋