A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... its becuz ur 25.
2007-02-12 10:21:20 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah she is blonde! Only blondes pull up their tops , even in jokes.
2007-02-12 11:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grow up. By telling a blonde joke, you are trying to cover your insecurity, therefore, you are even immature then the blonde was.
And, BTW, when someone is talking, you should at least start another paragraph, and if you didn't know, you indent paragraphs. Dur Dee Dee.
2007-02-12 18:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Whats red black and blue laying in a ditch???
A brunette after telling a blonde joke.
2007-02-12 18:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-12 18:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny. I liked that one.
2007-02-12 18:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
it's has an amazing finish
2007-02-12 18:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by Maryln 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL..That was sofa king funny!!!!
2007-02-12 18:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha stupid blondes
2007-02-12 18:26:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
lmao!!! that's great
2007-02-12 18:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋