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And write a new Bible? Let's face it- the original was written by drunken (all they drank was wine all day), old men... Women really keep the churches going anyway... What do you think?

2007-02-12 09:54:45 · 22 answers · asked by Not so looney afterall 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Doug- do you mean grape juice?!!! Please-do you have a timeshare to sell me, too?

2007-02-12 09:59:15 · update #1

22 answers

funny. that would be cool. girl power!

2007-02-12 09:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 · 1 0

No.

The doctrine of the inspiration of the Bible means that the Bible in the original documents is God-breathed, that they are a divine product, and because they are divine, they are inerrant in the original documents. The copies of those documents are not inspired. We have copies of inspired documents.

2 Tim. 3:16-17 says, "All Scripture is inspired by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, for training in righteousness; 17 that the man of God may be adequate, equipped for every good work." Paul who wrote this epistle was obviously referring to the entirety of the Old Testament as being inspired. The word "inspired" is literally "God breathed." This is an interesting phrase since it implies that the Scriptures are from the mouth of God. Likewise, Peter says in 2 Pet. 1:21, "for no prophecy was ever made by an act of human will, but men moved by the Holy Spirit spoke from God." Notice that Peter is stating that prophecy is not the product of human will. Instead, prophecy occurs by those moved by the Holy Spirit.

2007-02-12 17:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Jo 4 · 1 1

Yeah, go do sista! I'm not a Christian but I'm a feminist and that sounds great... I'm trying to ignore the sexist jerks who think being a woman is about PMT and fashion... YOU KNOW WHAT, BLOKES? Being a woman is just as little about fashion and PMT than being a guy is about football and Porn. People don't generalise and go 'oh we cant have a male leader because he'll watch porn all day and want to play football' so why should they be allowed to about women?

2007-02-12 18:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by serf m 2 · 2 0

What Pauline having PMT and writing a letter to the Corinthians consisting of "I hate you, I have to do everything round here", and Joanne bitching she's "Got nothing to wear " and has been invited to a supper party? Don't think so.

2007-02-12 18:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What do you mean by women to write a new Bible?

2007-02-12 17:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by Feminism...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 · 1 0

No, but I do think that the next time someone tells me that as a Christian, I have to "submit" to my husband's wishes, I'm going to smack them upside the head with the REST of Ephesians 5 where it says that the husband is supposed to love, honor, and RESPECT his wife!

2007-02-12 18:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 2 0

Ummm, You can't rewrite the Bible. Besides, didn't Jesus drink wine too?

2007-02-12 17:58:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes unite revise the bible to suit women.

2007-02-12 17:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Whatever you decide to write, don't call it a Bible because it wont be the Word of God.

2007-02-12 17:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Absolutely!

2007-02-12 17:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by Corneille 5 · 0 1

LMAO!

if u do send me a copy id love to read it!

so basicaly your saying isntead of blood and gore in the bible youd make it romance and drama? =P

2007-02-12 17:57:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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