a man getting along in years realised that he could no longer make love to his wife. He went to the Doctor who referred him to an African Medicine man. The African threw some white powder into a flame and there was a puff of blue smoke..He turned to the man and said." this is a very powerful medicine. If you take this powder you must say 123 and it shall rise for as long as you wish, When your partner can take no more of the pork sword you must say 1234 and it will go down but be warned it only happens once a year...
The old gent rushes home. That night he takes the powder showers and shaves and cuddles up to his wife in bed, 123 he said and suddenly he had the most giant stiffy ever,
His wife turns over and says
What did you say 123 for......
2007-02-12 09:11:38 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke, very funny 10/10
2007-02-12 10:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-12 17:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor sod! Nice one.
2007-02-12 18:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great buildup, disappointing ending, but cute.
2007-02-12 17:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
glad i read this crhis w i went to tha man but i forgot what numbers to use to turn the power of but i have them now thanks 10/10
2007-02-12 17:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i got after i ready it the second time 9.5/10
2007-02-12 17:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thanx for the laugh
never heard it b4
2007-02-12 17:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by mcluver_8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-12 18:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the poor man. thats a good one!!
2007-02-12 17:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by psychic.chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1234!!!poor guy!i actually get!hahahahahaha*sigh*
2007-02-12 17:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋