Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones... yes, it's true.
To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of beer.
They then observed that 100% of them:
1: Gained weight.
2: Talked excessively without making sense.
3: Became emotional.
4: Called home just to see if anyone called.
5: Couldn't drive.
6: Went to the bathroom in groups.
7: Rearranged the furniture for no apparent reason.
No further testing is planned.
2007-02-12 08:53:06 · 19 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So i dont have a beer gut, i'm pregnant....
2007-02-12 10:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew something wasn't right when I finished the 2nd case of BUD and started having my period! Now I am PMS'ing like hell, lucky for me the beer also helps with that!
2007-02-12 17:04:34 · answer #2 · answered by answerman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is great and so true how funny. If men want to understand what a women is thinking just get drunk! This is great!
2007-02-12 17:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by hmm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant smurf, did they find out what happened to the toilet seat!
2007-02-12 16:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by claret 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent
i love that joke
- i'll have to tell all my friends at the weekend
ha ha ha
2007-02-12 17:03:20 · answer #5 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Are u kidding? Just check this site: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/beery-the-beer/
2007-02-12 16:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by fruit_challenge 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sob sob..i think im turnin into a girl!!! 10/10
2007-02-12 16:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by caesar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha aha haha haha
2007-02-12 16:56:40 · answer #8 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your funny! LOL
2007-02-12 16:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed out 8
I'm not drunk... who wants a double vodka?
9...........NO! I'm tired
10...........Yes hun.... in the morning..........
2007-02-12 16:57:15 · answer #10 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋