Does any one know the quickest way to find a new girlfriend (tomorrow is 14th and I have nobody!!)? Has anyone tried to impress a woman by showing her a copy of Windows Vista and Office 2007 running behind Windows Defender with Firewall enabled? Norton/Symantec anti-virus protection will also be running as obligatory!!
To spice it up, I intend to attach an external floppy drive connected via spare USB port dangling with 12 inches cable!
Would this work?
2007-02-12 08:52:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My chat line is something like this:
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
Donald Rumsfeld
2007-02-12 08:57:47 · update #1
Thai Bride?
2007-02-12 08:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Macadoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but that sounds WAY geeky. I honestly don't know if you're serious or not, but that is definitely not going to impress a girl.
2007-02-12 08:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not get all sciency like dat god u must b so embarrased sayin dat say summin nice like hay u look pretty 2 nite an jus egg her on a bit u no!!!
2007-02-12 09:03:53 · answer #3 · answered by babikimgurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What guy gives a girl computer junk? And if it was the other way around, I don't think any of us would be happy.
2007-02-12 08:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would also direct her to "Microsoft Security Bulletin Advance Notification" as I am sure you will have nothing else to talk about.
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/advance.mspx
If you want any other advice then please invite me so that we both can chat her out and you will learn from me.
2007-02-12 10:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but im a woman and from what you say i can tell you that you dont need a girlfriend, you need to get out more.
2007-02-12 08:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nerd springs to mind try getting out more you might meet real women
2007-02-12 08:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no no chat lines just b eyour self nothing cheesy its horrible lol
2007-02-15 20:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Lovesherman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your name says it all mate.no wonder you're desperate & single.stay in your room with your toys you saddo.
2007-02-12 15:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tomorrow's the 13th, you have an extra day now
2007-02-12 08:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋