Driving to work this morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Peugeot doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-12 08:42:17 · 17 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so funny.
It's about time someone (men) told the truth.
.............and sorry about that. I was late for work this morning!
Buy you a coffee??? I'll drive!
2007-02-12 08:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a woman... a liberal woman who ver very much hates female stereotypes. However, I have to agree with this one. Most women SUCK as drivers. I have almost been killed by countless women driving while talking on their damn cell phones... yet I hardly ever see men doing this. Don't get me wrong... men can suck too... expecially the ones in trucks who think they're so bad-*** that they can do anything they want. But I'll give you this... women are worse.
2007-02-12 08:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If that were'nt a joke I would say, serves you right. I don't take too well to woman driver jokes, since a JCB ran into my car and wrote it off. AND THAT ISN'T A JOKE
2007-02-12 08:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Jeanette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I do hope that Jim and the twins get better soon.
2007-02-12 08:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one....hope you have insurance onthe phone,and that the call was not your valentines date....or you are in trouble,and mr jim with the twins,better have helth insurace,
2007-02-12 08:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by Fausto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA fantastic! Loved it. 10/10
2007-02-12 15:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW
very interesting
2007-02-12 08:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect example on why i insist they lie flat on the seat with thier head in my lap
2007-02-12 08:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Gene D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA!
2007-02-12 08:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by lcritter55118 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-12 08:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋