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I mean if I am going to the big party in hell, then why not ensure that God does not make a mistake and bring me to heaven where all the boring, dull, missionary position, no pre-marital sex people are. Since the devil hates God, and God is all for no pre-marital sex, no mass orgies, no excessive drinking, no to this and no to that, then the devil seems like the one I want to spend eternity with. And since God would want the devil to torture people for eternity, I would hedge my bet that the devil will not do God's bidding either.

2007-02-12 08:38:27 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Jonathan: Ha, ha, ha........most of the music industry is Satanic? Does that mean when they recorded the audio for the Sound of Music in the music studios, Julie Andews head spun around? That is such an old statement and there is more corruption and hate in the church than ever could be in the music industry. They are creating an art, which some people will like and some not. However, you are that type of person who wants to find something in absolutely nothing.

2007-02-12 08:50:00 · update #1

True as an atheist I do not believe in Hell, but since Christians are saying I am going there for not believing in God, then why not sell my soul? Might as well cover my base that way and if it gets me something in this life then all the better and if not, I am still headed in the same direction in your minds. So what is the difference?

2007-02-12 08:51:44 · update #2

Going into a lake of fire........hmmm......wonder if there is good fishing there? And where would God be hiding this? He is such a loving creature isn't he to invent something like that for all of us. And for those who state he is offering a wonderful gift, well it is a gift with a gun. You either take the gift and kiss his butt and do anything he wants you to do (note how much of a slave that is), or he will punish you for all eternity. I can see the love there. If someone came up to you and said that you could have a life of pure bliss with them, but if you did not take it then they would torture you for the rest of your life, and that you had to tell them how wonderful they were, etc, is that really a gift? That is something you call the cops over. So God is a stalker, but actually more warped.

2007-02-12 08:56:01 · update #3

mmct21: Worse than I could possibly imagine. That means that hell is filled with Christians and they are trying to convince me that their God is all good and loving, and pushing their values on me. It is Christians saying they will pray for me, but then in the same breath that God is going to send me to hell anyway. It is Christians getting into politics and trying (as always) to force their values on everyone else. Wait a tick..........that sounds like earth. Maybe we are in hell, except the fishing is better here and no so many parties.

2007-02-12 09:00:27 · update #4

a shepard: You know what, when Jesus gives me $20 million, then I will follow him anywhere. Well on condition that I get to spend the money (all of it and have loads of fun). And I am not meaning Christian fun, because baking with my Betty Crocker Easy Bake oven is not my idea of fun.

2007-02-12 09:21:02 · update #5

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If you're going to hell anyways you do want to get on Satan's good side...

2007-02-12 09:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You may think that imagining Hell as a big free-for-all dirty, sex-filled, party is all in fun, but just try imagining if you are wrong. What if Hell really is the worse than any horrible thing you can possibly imagine - think of the worst pain imaginable and then think of enduring that pain for eternity - and having to hear others enduring that pain along with you - sorrow, pain, fear, Hell. Check the link below for more details, then go to church, read the Bible or talk to a Christian friend and try imagining yourself in Heaven for eternity instead! God Bless You!

2007-02-12 16:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by mmct21 3 · 0 1

Well atheists might be surprised to know that anyone, (not just the atheists), who doesn't want Christ as their savior won’t be in heaven. Only those who have Jesus Christ will be there. And as far as selling your soul...You are spiritually dead without Christ, God & Holy Spirit who give your soul new life when you choose to live through them. So how can you sell something you don’t have, or believe in for that matter?

I too, am tired of people preaching only one side of the story about Christianity. Everyone knows they’re not perfect. Everyone knows they do wrong or have done wrong: have you lied, stole, swore, looked at another human sexually, wanted something a close friend has so much that it affected your relationship, and a big one Idolatry, wanting something more that wanting what God wants for you…. I could keep listing but so far I think that I have covered everyone…and most of you know all of this, that if you sin, to God you have earned yourself a death penalty!!! Death meaning spiritual death, that you will not be permitted to live “eternally” in the Kingdom of God a.k.a. Heaven!!!

Then I bet you heard about this really special guy Jesus, right? You know that they executed Him, right? Did you know that He is perfect? That He raised himself up from the dead, He brought Himself back to life? Can you do that? Do you know why He could raise Himself up from the dead but He didn’t save himself from His own execution? That is a really good question to look up the answer to in the New Testament of the Bible! Books Matthew, Mark, Luke & John! Check it out you might learn something new, and I think that everyone can agree that learning is not a bad thing, and that just because you know something doesn’t mean you have to believe it or do something about it…We all know that lots of things are wrong, but do them anyway, right?

2007-02-12 16:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by Boppysgirl 5 · 0 1

I didn't know Atheist believed in hell or Satan.

However the price you pay for selling your soul is not worth it. Satan does not make good deals. He will utterly destroy you and bring you to despair.
If you watched these videos, you will begin to understand how most of the music industry has been Satantic.

There is no party in hell by the way. Hell is a place of eternal torment and wrath against the almighty infinte God.

2007-02-12 16:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 · 0 1

Sorry dude but the grave is hell and eternal sleep is the reward not an orgy in hell but as God told Adam. "for dust you are and to dust you will become."
Neither is muslims getting 72 virgins in heaven either.
What is wrong with all you sex deprived males that you are looking to get laid in the after life forever? Better get it now because there isn't any where either one of you are going.

What will heaven be like, what will we do?

(Luke 20:27-35) 27 However, some of the Sadducees, those who say there is no resurrection, came up and questioned him, 28 saying: “Teacher, Moses wrote us, ‘If a man’s brother dies having a wife, but this one remained childless, his brother should take the wife and raise up offspring from her for his brother.’ 29 Accordingly there were seven brothers; and the first took a wife and died childless. 30 So the second, 31 and the third took her. Likewise even the seven: they did not leave children behind, but died off. 32 Lastly, the woman also died. 33 Consequently, in the resurrection, of which one of them does she become [the] wife? For the seven got her as wife.” 34 Jesus said to them: “The children of this system of things marry and are given in marriage, 35 but those who have been counted worthy of gaining that system of things and the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage.

(1 Corinthians 15:50) 50 However, this I say, brothers, that flesh and blood cannot inherit God’s kingdom, neither does corruption inherit incorruption.

(1 Corinthians 15:40-41) . . .heavenly bodies, and earthly bodies; but the glory of the heavenly bodies is one sort, and that of the earthly bodies is a different sort. 41 . . .

(1 Corinthians 15:35) . . .: “How are the dead to be raised up? Yes, with what sort of body are they coming?”

(Revelation 5:9-10) . . .blood you bought persons for God out of every tribe and tongue and people and nation, 10 and you made them to be a kingdom and priests to our God, and they are to rule as kings over the earth.”

2007-02-12 16:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by Steven 6 · 0 1

Right now you only think you are an Atheist.. however... if you sell your soul to Satan.. you will no longer be an Atheist but a Satanic Worshiper.

If you don't sell your soul and you are here during the Tribulation period.. you can still get on bended knees, confess with your mouth... and accept Jesus Christ as Lord of your life. But, if you sell your soul to Satan... he has you for all eternity.


Remember... when Christ literally comes back to earth with His saints.. they defeat Satan and his demons... every mouth will confess and every knee shall bow before Him.. professing He is King of kings and Lord of lords.

Satan is not tormenting those in hell.. he too is going to be gnawing on his own tongue.. wishing for a cup of water.

2007-02-12 16:44:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Its not that he wants the devil to torture you he give you a choice because he dosent want to force a relationship on you and the people in hell are not going to stay in hell the bible said that the Devil and all who are with him are going to be cast in the lake of fire.

2007-02-12 16:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by Beautiful1 2 · 0 1

You can accept Jesus:
Romans 10
Luke 16:19-31
Rev 18-22

2007-02-12 16:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by robert p 7 · 0 1

Not going to be a party. The worm that eats you will never die and you'll suffer forever.

An athiest who believes in a diety? Some would call that hypocritical, but I wouldn't want to call YOU names, or insult YOU.

You really seem to be looking for afirmation.

2007-02-12 20:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by TiM 4 · 0 1

woie thats a good point "And since God would want the devil to torture people for eternity, I would hedge my bet that the devil will not do God's bidding either."

I never thought of that...but I'm with you on it.

2007-02-12 16:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by UFO 3 · 2 1

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