Best Answer to the funniest joke. No affence to people with blond hair.
2007-02-12 08:34:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square T ItS?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
2007-02-12 09:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by I Smoke Cigarettes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a blonde walking around and she say a burnette jumping on the railroad track saying "20 20 20" so the blonde decides to join the burnette so they were both jumping on the track saying "20 20 20" all of a sudden the burnette jumps off the track and then the blonde gets hit by a train then the burnette got back on the track and started saying "21 21 21"
2007-02-12 16:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by 3milie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay...a blonde a redhead and a brunette were driving along in a truck; the blonde in the back &the brunette and redhead were in the cab. they were going way over the speed limit and as the police chased after them they spun into a pond. the redhead popped up first and the officer said,"wasn't there more of you?"and the redhead replied,"yes sir just wait a little bit." 30 seconds later the brunette came to shore."where' s becca?" asked the redhead "oh i guess she's still down there!"the brunette said looking into the water, scared. a minute later becca floated to the surface breathing hard"why were you down there so long, miss?"asked the officer. trying to keep her breath the blonde said,"*gasp*I couldn't get the tailgate open!"
hahahahahahahahah isn't that funny??
2007-02-12 17:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes were taking a nature walk when they came across some tracks. One blonde said they were bird tracks, the other argued and said they were bear....before she could finish her sentence they were both hit by the train.
2007-02-12 16:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So there's this trucker driving down the highway when this sports car nearly runs him off the road! He honks his horn signaling the car to pull over. So the sports car does and the trucker get out of his truck and walks over to the car and it happens to be a blonde in the car. He tells her to get out, so she does. He then draws a circle in the dirt on the side of the road and tells her to stand in it, so she does. He goes back to his truck and gets a baseball bat then breaks the headlights of the sports car! He turns around and sees the blonde giggling. Confused, he goes back to his truck and gets out a knife and then goes and rips up all the interior! He turns around and sees the blonde laughing?! He gets the baseball bat again and smashing the windshield! He turns around for the last time and sees the blonde rolling on the ground laughing!? He yells at her, "Why are you laughing!?!?!" so she response, "everytime you turned around, I stepped out of the circle!!!"
yeah stupid but o well.....
took forever to type!
2007-02-12 18:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: what do you call 25 blondes standing in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes!
2007-02-12 16:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by megan261980 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walked into a bar -
you'd think the second one would've ducked
2007-02-12 16:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by Debi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blond brings her dress to dry-cleaner and tells him' I need it back by the end of the week'. Not hearing her he cups his hand to his ear and says 'come again'
She replies, 'no this time it was mayo'
2007-02-12 16:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by Tweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋