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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: Im the breadwinner of the family, so lets call me capitalism. Your Mom, shes the administrator of the money, so well call her the Government. Were here to take care of your needs, so well call you the people. The nanny, well consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, well call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I thin k I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh1t."

2007-02-12 08:31:17 · 6 answers · asked by chimi c 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

Sad but so true. yep. Out out of the mouth of Babes.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

2007-02-12 08:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The best way to explian this to a young person is: Politics is a way of making choices about what do with things that we as people do not have an ulminited amount of, i.e., money, and other reasources.

2007-02-13 08:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by AmericanPsycho 2 · 0 0

From the mouths of babes come undeniable truths.

And it ain't a bad joke either...

2007-02-12 08:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 3 0

haha good one..
when it comes out of a lil kid it makes ya laugh good
and ya..the truth about politics......

2007-02-12 08:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by mcluver_8 2 · 1 0

Hah! That was great! And frighteningly accurate...

2007-02-12 08:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by Beck 2 · 2 0

LMAO!

2007-02-12 08:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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