I keep her in the cupboard under my stairs. I like to make love to her but her body has started to rott. How can I keep her fresh?
2007-02-12 08:16:47 · 36 answers · asked by Crusty Feet 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
your disgusting
2007-02-12 08:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Face it, you're going to have to have her embalmed. The freshness will not come back, whatever you do.
If you really loved her a lot, you should pamper her (and yourself) and have an expert fly over from Egypt. Check with your local council about the legal requirements for importing embalming fluids. No, wait, that would be tax and excise for the embalming fluids.
While you wait for all of this to clear, you may want to hurry and have airconditioning installed and set it to the coldest possible temperature. Remove all the moisture from the cupboard under the stairs.
Another alternative is to ship her either to a desert or to some cozy spot in the Andes. You'll have to wait a while for nature to mumify her though. Might have trouble with those pesky National Geographic photographers though...
2007-02-16 06:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by NotsoaNonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Wal-Mart and get the food sealer. Get a bag big enough to cover her body.
Place her in the bag and form a seal. Use the food sealer to remove all the air from the bag, and this should stop the decaying process. Vacuum seal her until the next use, and reseal after each use.
Oh, and by the way: she won't last, even vacuum sealed, in the heat.
2007-02-16 02:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by daddyduh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find this so careless! some people may have lost loved ones recently and you being such the idiot you are could upset others even more! Think before you send such stupid questions. You should be reported to yahoo... this is pathetic go out and get a life... sort yourself out!!
2007-02-12 19:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by Conkys Mummy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I saw " my elderly mother died two weeks ago" I thought, "that's sad to hear" but I then read the rest of the question, and that's sick
2007-02-12 08:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Chazzychaz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, you don't want to freeze her! You'll get bloody frost bite on your weener. Try embalming and mummification - could keep going for years then, worked well for the egyptians.
2007-02-12 08:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by L D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh..wow. Well I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who has this problem. Ok, before i answer ur question, lemme tell u my experience, I was going out wit a fine *** mami n she woodn't "gimmie none"..so i killed her, no i get "some" weneva I'm in da mood!! ok wat i did was dat i freekin spent 2 grand on this b*tch just to hav her taxidermied (it means stuffed..just like when a hunter stuffs his animal he kills) i meen it's more expensive but its worth it wen ur "doing" a nice warm p*ssy instead of having the risk of getting ur d*ck frozen..rite? so i wood say u hav her taxidermied instead of frozen...it lasts longer believe me its been almost a year for me n ma b*tch!!!!! if u decide to get rid of her...send her my way, I'd luv to hav an older member in my "club"..................
2007-02-12 08:35:02 · answer #7 · answered by LBC 562 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they say that Care In The Community works!!!
2007-02-12 11:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by VodkaChick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha This is a bogus question!!
I'd go with Suicidal Sam's answer.... Formaldehyde!
Or hire a taxidermist!
2007-02-12 22:44:16 · answer #9 · answered by _ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LET ME JUST SAY ONE WORD (and acouple of sentances<33)...you're freakkyyyy!! One way is to freeze the body. Another choice (a more normal way) is to just dig her body in peace! <333
2007-02-12 08:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by almas. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask Tom Cruise for his advice.
2007-02-12 08:24:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋