2007-02-12 08:06:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke is about poor punctuation.
A panda goes in to a restaurant and eats a meal.
He then takes a gun and fires it several times.
He then goes out.
The waiter demands to know what going on.
The panda says :'Its what I'm supposed to do. Look in this book:
'Panda : Eats, shoots and leaves.''
2007-02-12 08:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The non-dirty version of the joke goes:
A panda is in the city and he visits a restraunt. He orders a huge meal and clearly enjoys every bit. However as soon as the waiter approaches with the check, the panda pulls out a gun, kills him, and runs out.
When the police come to investigate the owner asks how this could have happened. The police chief just shakes his head and hands him a dictionary entry about pandas. Sure enough:
Pandas- native to China. Eat, shoots, and leaves.
2007-02-12 08:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by flclk8@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a book there's a sentence and it reads:
A Panda eats, shoots and leaves.
One would read this as: A panda walks into a restaurant, eats a meal, fires a gun and leaves.
It's a play on the punctuation. If it read: A panda eats shoots and leaves. It would make more sense. Shoots in the second sentence meaning bamboo shoots and tree leaves.
2007-02-12 08:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by aprildemetria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation is a short non-fiction book written by Lynne Truss
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
2007-02-12 08:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Eva 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
There you go.
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Tink x
2007-02-12 08:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What does a man and a panda have in common ? They both eat, shoot and leaves !!! And its so true !!!!
2007-02-12 08:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how is a panda the same as a man
2007-02-12 08:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know a joke about this but I know it's the title of a book. So maybe look inside the book for the joke?
2007-02-12 08:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Joyful97 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its eats shoots an leaves the early part is what is the definition
2007-02-12 08:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Koala bears eat nothing but eucalyptus leaves.
2016-05-24 02:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋