An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
2007-02-12 08:01:32 · 19 answers · asked by Chris Bailey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! I want to ride in that one!
2007-02-12 08:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good apart from underestimating the knowledge of the Amish community. Use someone from a primitive tribe.
2007-02-12 08:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, a big thumbs up for that one!
2007-02-12 08:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 8/10
2007-02-12 08:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one !
2007-02-12 19:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whay would it do to a guy like me? Good one
2007-02-12 08:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny as h3ll. I almost forgot I was at work.
2007-02-12 08:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Here Kitty Kitty!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-12 08:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before but still funny, lol
2007-02-12 08:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by germanrose20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah hehehehehheheheheheh
good one ......... where's that place?
2007-02-12 08:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋