There was a man and his wife in the shower the started making love to each other when the door bell rang.
The wife got out and put on a towel. Walked to the door and opend it and it was her neighbor.
She said " oh hi Mike how can i help u?"
He said " is your husband home?"
She replied " Yes, he is but hes in the shower. Can I help You?"
He said " Yeah you can show me whats under that towel and I'll give you $500.00 if you do and I wont tell you husband it will be between us."
She hesitated and thought to her self wow $500.00 would be nice for some a quick show of what I have under the towel.
So she told him " okay but you cant tell my husband."
He smile and said "Never."
She opend he towel and he handed her $500.00.
He said " Thanks see you around"
She closed the door and jumped back in the shower with her husband.Thats when he asked "Who was at the door"
"Oh it was Mike" she replied.
Then the husband said "Oh good did he give you the $500.00's he owed me?"
2007-02-12 07:45:41 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooooh Mike is sly, and devious lol that was cool
2007-02-12 07:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Caley M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So funny, i have some jokes under my sleeve too, e-mail me and send me another one i reply with a funnier if i can.
2007-02-12 10:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by Da 1 N only 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-02-12 07:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe..x Great Joke made me laugh.x !!
2007-02-12 08:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats was great , tickled my funny bone. i'll pass it along
2007-02-12 08:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Abby G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man, I love it!
2007-02-12 07:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke!
2007-02-12 07:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by united9198 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny i'll tell my friends
2007-02-12 08:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's not really funny, but i do understand it. sorry if this is not helpful
2007-02-12 07:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was ok. heard it before though.
2007-02-12 07:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Imajica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋