The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-02-12 07:16:20 · 18 answers · asked by germanrose20 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the best joke I have seen on here. Me and my siblings laughed out loud a lot. Right now, my brother is pointing my bedpost at me(he took it out of the bed) and telling me he is not merely a sibling in this really wierd voice.
2007-02-12 08:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by Ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! he he...I just got the best mental image of a beaten up Smokey the bear coming out of the woods screaming "Im a rabbit, Ima rabbit" lol ! Nice one
2007-02-12 07:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy is on a walking holiday and is miles away from the nearest town when he comes across a farmhouse. As it's 10.00 pm and getting dark he knocks on the door which is answered by a quaint old country gent. "Can I help ya?" Asks the farmer squinting at the stranger. "I hope so sir." Answers the guy. "I'm on a walking holiday and miles from anywhere and I was wondering if I could possibly stay the night." "Certainly, young fella." Came the answer, "Don't get many visitors round her. The company will be nice.Come on in." The guy enters and within a few minutes is sat in front of a warm fire with a large glass of moonshine in his hand. The farmer also has one and a small hickory pipe clamped between his teeth which he puffs on as they sit. They begin talking and after a few glasses the hiker says. "Thank you for your hospitality sir, but I'm feeling a little tired and would like to go to bed." "Ah yes,." Says the farmer hesitantly, "Trouble is, we've only got two bedrooms. I'm in one, and my daughter's in the other. Do you mind bunking up with her?" "Not at all, sir, if that's alright." Answers the guy pleasantly surprised. "Sure it is. Now you go up. First door at the top of the stairs. I'll shout you tomorrow with your breakfast." Next morning at six o'clock sharp the farmer shouts upstairs. "Come on young fella. Breakfast's ready." Down came the hiker, yawning a little and sat down to an enormous plate of eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, hash browns and beans. As he ate he looked at the farmer and said. "You know sir, I must congratulate you on your hospitality, but I've a little confession to make. Thing is that when I slipped into bed with your daughter I couldn't help, well you know, cuddling up and getting better acquaited, just so as we could both keep warm, and as you might expect one thing led to another, but, I'll tell you what. She isn't half cold." "I'm not surprised." Said the farmer laconically, "We bury her this afternoon!"
2016-05-24 01:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, so what happened to the rabbit?
2007-02-12 07:30:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very funny
2007-02-12 07:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Chemlab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, made me laugh, good one
2007-02-12 08:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2007-02-12 07:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by Lil' Jake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are right - it's quite hilarious!
Thanks for my afternoon giggle!
2007-02-12 07:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That's pretty great.
2007-02-12 07:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by sparkly_chrimsa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-02-12 07:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by ** i Am hiS giRL ** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋